Annnnnnnnd here's the console output:
err:wave
SS_WaveOutInit /dev/mixer1: No such device
err:wave
SS_WaveInInit /dev/mixer1: No such device
err:module:BUILTIN32_LoadLibraryExA loaded .so but dll gdi.exe still not found - 16-bit dll or version conflict.
err:module:BUILTIN32_LoadLibraryExA loaded .so but dll gdi.exe still not found - 16-bit dll or version conflict.
err:ntdll:RtlpWaitForCriticalSection section 0x400eba20 "../../scheduler/syslevel.c: Win16Mutex" wait timed out in thread 0009, blocked by 000b, retrying (60 sec)
err:wave
SS_WaveOutInit /dev/mixer1: No such device
err:wave
SS_WaveInInit /dev/mixer1: No such device
Created not existing system directory 'C:\WINDOWS\Desktop'
Created not existing system directory 'C:\WINDOWS\Start Menu\Programs\Startup'
X Error of failed request: BadMatch (invalid parameter attributes)
Major opcode of failed request: 12 (X_ConfigureWindow)
Serial number of failed request: 93
Current serial number in output stream: 98
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The X Error is a common thing when I run wine...I've never seen it posted before either. I checked the configs, everything's looking good.